Friday 26 April 2024

Review: All the Hidden Monsters

All the Hidden Monsters All the Hidden Monsters by Amie Jordan
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Narrated by Kate Dobson
Presented by Bolinda Audio


Oh this was such a delight!

From start to finish, I was immersed in this one. The characters are fantastic, there's an intriguing mystery regarding murdered werewolves, and there's enough character stuff to get me invested without slowing down the action.

Sage is a Werewolf who wants to be a detective, Oren is a warlock detective who prefers to work alone. When a friend of Sage turns up dead, the two must work together to solve the case.

I just loved all of this. The premise was so original, and the characters so full of life (despite some of them being dead). The story flowed so neatly, and the narration really brought the characters a lot of warmth. There's a decent pace that keeps the story moving forward, while still making time for us to get to know everyone.

I really enjoyed the narration, too; I thought it was done well.

This was a unique urban fantasy and I'd love to read more set in this world.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC


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Monday 22 April 2024

Review: Head Full of Lies

Head Full of Lies Head Full of Lies by Jordan Farmer
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Narrated by Chris Abernathy
Presented by Brilliance Audio


I really wish NetGalley would advise when a book is not the first in a series.

That said, this seems like it still would have been terrible even if I had knowledge of this 'lighthouse incident' that they kept referring to.

The story is about two troublesome teens who steal an occult book and travel across the country to sell it. Harlan Winter, hero occultist of the series, chases after them, since its his book they stole.

I honestly just could not get invested. I didn't care about any of these characters, and the book constantly referred to the 'lighthouse incident' and I, not knowing this was a sequel, kept waiting for the book to delve into what had happened at the lighthouse. So maybe those who have read that first book will appreciate this more than I did.

The plot seemed really weak to me - I don't recall what made this particular stolen book special at all, and nothing particularly interesting happened along the journey aside from bad guys getting their comeuppance as violently as possible. The ending seemed strangely brutal and I'm not at all sure why it was necessary. Basically, a lot of violence for minimal payoff.

Also, why do I keep reading books that seem to deliver the message: 'having a baby will ruin your life'???

I don't think there was anything particularly redeeming about this one, but maybe those who have read the first book in the series will appreciate this more.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC

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Review: The Devil's Flute Murders

The Devil's Flute Murders The Devil's Flute Murders by Seishi Yokomizo
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Narrated by Akira Matsumoto
Presented by Bolinda Audio


This was so good I now want to read the whole series. Minus a star for over-enthusiastic narrator.

Murder and intrigue in post-war Japan sees detective Kindaichi interviewing the noble Tsubaki family after the death of one of their own. Things become complicated when the dead man seems to reappear to cause all kinds of drama for the family.

So many murders, so much drama! God, it was so addictive!

There were so many elements to the mystery and I just could not figure any of it out. I knew things would be connected but I couldn't figure out HOW and I LOVED that!! It just kept twisting and getting stranger and stranger and WOW. Did not see any of it coming.

Narration was okay but just ... too much. It didn't seem to fit what the author was describing and he had a habit of making the female characters sound ridiculously emotional. I didn't like it. Flawless Japanese pronunciations, which was appreciated, but over the top performance.

I enjoyed listening, but I think I would have got more out of this if I'd read it. I'm keen to go back to book 1 and see how it compares.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC

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Thursday 18 April 2024

Review: Kill Your Darlings #8

Kill Your Darlings #8 Kill Your Darlings #8 by Ethan S. Parker
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Really happy with this conclusion!

It's been such a fun series - a great blend of fantasy and horror - so it's nice to see this getting a worthy conclusion. I'm glad they took the time and space for an oversized issue, that's quite fitting.

I didn't recognise Elliott when they jumped forward though whoops.

The artwork is fantastic and has been such a consistent draw for me.

The ending felt perfect, and I'm so glad. I'm looking forward to going back and reading the full series, now that all the issues are out.

Highly recommend this series for lovers of horror/fantasy graphic novels - keep an eye out for the trade paperback in early July!

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Monday 15 April 2024

Review: Crossed, Vol. 1

Crossed, Vol. 1 Crossed, Vol. 1 by Garth Ennis
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Bruh.

This was so messed up, and the payoff wasn't totally worth it.

It's revolting, vulgar, and depicts the absolute lowest scum of humanity, with murder, rape, vile language and all kinds of sadistic versions of these things.

The idea is that there's a virus infecting people and turning them all into the lowest form of humanity. No explanation is ever given as to how the virus came about, why it has such an effect, and basically it just seems like an excuse for Ennis to write some more disturbing, f**ked-up things. He seems fascinated with the most depraved acts of humankind. It's so messed up that it's like a horrific car crash you can't look away from.

There are some really clever moments in the writing (the 'salt incident' early on was a favourite) and it raises some really interesting moral questions, but ultimately the series was too short (only 9 issues) to properly explore the themes and ideas. There seemed to be not a lot of purpose to it all, and it's ultimately just a depressing mess.

Characters were done pretty well, though. Some really great moments when we got to know each of them, and I did find myself invested in each of their stories.

I can't say I enjoyed reading it, but I'm glad I did. There are some interesting ideas in amongst it, but not enough exploration of these things to justify the intensity and depravity of the violence. I wanted more of a payoff and the ending was too ambiguous for my tastes.

Fans of The Boys will enjoy the sadistic streak and the similar artwork, but I found the story wasn't quite as solid.

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Review: My Not So Perfect Summer

My Not So Perfect Summer My Not So Perfect Summer by Phoebe MacLeod
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

A sweet lil country romance with characters that were easy to like.

I'm notoriously bad at sticking with e-books, but this one was easy enough to hold my attention and allow me to finish it.

I'm not big on romance, but every now and then I don't mind a bit of fluff in my book diet and this just hit the spot nicely. Helps that the title was needed for a group challenge!

This sets up the city girl in the small town after her life is upended, and it's a trope that always works for me. In this instance, I found Autumn really easy to like, because instead of complaining and wallowing she just gets on with things.

The pace was fast and the story did feel like it was rushing moments sometimes - time passed very quickly - but I honestly didn't mind that at all. I wasn't looking for a great amount of depth from these characters, so what I got was enough.

It did feel a little too easy, and things just seemed to fall into place readily, but again, my standards were low so I wasn't too concerned. I was happy to just go along with things.

This ended up being a fun read that kept me invested and entertained. I'd recommend it for readers looking for some light 'chick lit' reading to pass the time.

With thanks to NetGalley for an e-ARC

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Tuesday 9 April 2024

Review: Doctor Strange: Dimension War

Doctor Strange: Dimension War Doctor Strange: Dimension War by James Lovegrove
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Narrated by James Anderson Foster
Presented by Marvel & Dreamscape Media


Pretty mediocre, and minus points for the mumbling narrator.

This professes to be a 'creative novelisation' but it didn't seem all that creative to me. The episodes play out like a cartoon, where the bad guys are incompetent and constantly foiled.

It's Strange taking on Mordo and Nightmare again and again and it was just dull. It would have been better if there was a complete story here instead of multiple episodes. Or, inject a little more humour or something. It just needed something more.

That said, this would probably be a great book for young kids to enjoy, as it's not too dark and nothing is too complicated. Teens and pre-teens with an interest in Doctor Strange, Marvel and/or comics may find this to be an easy way to get into reading, and I can't fault it for that.

Don't recommend the audio, though, I'm afraid. I found the narrator's voice was so low that I was really struggling to make out what he was saying, even at full volume. There's also inconsistency with pace which was frustrating. Some of the characters were hard to tell apart, and others sounded more like a parody. This would honestly be an easy voice to fall asleep to, but as the narrator of this story, he wasn't working for me.

I'd recommend this one for younger readers, easily. For the general reading public this misses the mark a little, but fans of the Doctor Strange comics that inspired this novelisation may find it more entertaining.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC

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Friday 5 April 2024

Review: Rise of the Dragons

Rise of the Dragons Rise of the Dragons by Morgan Rice
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

This was a Spotify (??) listen, because I was super curious about Spotify audio books so I picked a freebie that sounded good.

I listened to the whole thing in a day (while playing Minecraft - classic) and it was okay. Based on other reviews, it seems audio is the way to go, because the narrator brought life to a story that otherwise might have been a chore to get through.

The language is definitely inconsistent, but since I was listening, I wasn't too bothered. It was easy for me to zone in and out without missing much of the story.

I wasn't particularly invested in any of the characters, so this was more like a background read? Just a chill lil fantasy adventure to drone in my ears.

Still not sure what the deal was with the dragon, though, and I'm getting really over stories that sell themselves to me with the presence of dragons and then short change the dragons, giving me a bunch of human drama instead.

Nothing particularly memorable about this story at all, and I don't think I'd want to read a physical copy. But it was an easy, short-ish listen that was free, so I can't complain.

Not a fan of Spotify for audiobooks, though. Stay in your lane, mate.

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Review: Where the Body Was

Where the Body Was Where the Body Was by Ed Brubaker
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A quick, intriguing read.

I loved the colours of this one - perfect for the 80s setting.

The story takes its time getting to 'the body' which I really liked - it becomes a character study, looking at the lives of a small group of people at a specific place in time. I really enjoyed the way it played out.

Clever title, in that it creates the mystery then and there and we spend the whole time wondering who did it before the body even turns up.

Really clever and the artwork complements the story beautifully. Highly recommend.

With thanks to NetGalley for a copy

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Wednesday 3 April 2024

Review: How Can I Trust You?

How Can I Trust You? How Can I Trust You? by A.J. Campbell
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Narrated by Eilidh Beaton
Presented by Bookouture Audio


I felt unreasonably detached from this story, so the whole thing was kind of bizarre.

Ashley and Danny are the perfect couple - until he's discovered standing over the bludgeoned body of his best friend, with the murder weapon in hand. As Ashley tries to work out what happened, she discovers more and more secrets that seem to have been deliberately hidden from her. Maybe her husband isn't the man she thought he was?

This was a really great setup and I was so bamboozled for the whole thing. There were so many secrets and lies and it was so hard to keep up with what the hell was going on.

Ashley had an excellent balance of believing her husband but also confronting him when necessary. She struck me as a really clever character, and I thought she handled things pretty well, actually. I wasn't sold on her love for that bratty kid of hers, but otherwise she seemed pretty switched on and it was easy to root for her.

The narration was otherworldly somehow - I don't know if it was the accent or tone or what, but it completely transported me to a different world. I did find it confusing to differentiate between who was speaking, but otherwise it was easy enough to listen to.

This was a decent thriller with some interesting moments. I did want a little more than just a secretive marriage and the related troubles, but otherwise this was a fun listen that kept me guessing.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC

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Review: The Nowhere Girls

The Nowhere Girls The Nowhere Girls by Dana Perry
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Narrated by Madeline Pell
Presented by Dreamscape Select


An interesting idea but not a lot really happens.

The story is classic: big shot FBI agent has to leave big shot fiancé to travel back to her home town to investigate a crime close to her heart. In this case, Nikki Cassidy is off to re-open the investigation into the death of her little sister fifteen years ago because another girl is missing in the present.

The setup was so familiar that it didn't suck me in right away - rather, I spent a lot of time rolling my eyes at the stereotypes. There's a strong focus on Nikki's relationships more than the criminal activity, and most of the book is Nikki talking to people.

There's very little progression in the actual crime side of things, and even the case itself is washed out and uninteresting. There are no twists along the way and very little action to speak of.

There's also way too much talk about the obvious situation of Nikki not actually wanting to marry the man she's engaged to. Yuck. I've read this same story in far too many other books - normally chick lit. I really didn't need it, here, since it adds nothing to the story OR the character.

When the revelations came, I really felt nothing. It was incredibly underwhelming, and all the connections were stretched a bit thin for my liking.

Narration was okay, but there were some spots where they'd obviously re-recorded lines and these stood out like a sore thumb. Listened easily at 2x speed and it flowed naturally.

Not too solid a crime novel, I'm afraid - there's better on offer elsewhere.

With thanks to NetGalley for an audio ARC

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Review: Breakfast at Bronzefield

Breakfast at Bronzefield Breakfast at Bronzefield by Sophie Campbell
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Not quite what I was expecting, but still a really interesting read.

Sophie Campbell (pseudonym) was charged with assault and sent to Bronzefield prison, pending trial. This account details her experiences inside, and of the rehabilitation process afterwards.

Firstly, I found the structure a little off. The events jumped around a bit, rather than being laid out chronologically, which could be confusing at times. I found it disrupted the flow a little and made it trickier to follow.

There's also a massive focus on the prison system, rather than any kind of personal focus. This rubbed me wrong for a few reasons. Firstly, we never find out what Sophie's story actually is beyond the barest of details (which seems to have been an intentional choice) so it makes it hard to empathise with her and her experiences, and to take her at her word. She easily admits to being a violent person, to lying and faking mental illness to receive less consequences. It was bravely honest, certainly, but it also meant that I didn't feel a lot of sympathy for the negative experiences she had as a prisoner, and I found myself often questioning how honest her account was.

Secondly, I'm a bit of a black-and-white person at times, and I do generally believe that criminals should be punished. For example, one of the first complaints Sophie shares about her experience is that she wasn't allowed to bring in things like makeup and skirts that were considered 'too short'. That seems such a petty complaint to me for someone who has been charged with inflicting grievous bodily harm on another human being. So there were a lot of moments like that where I didn't really feel the sympathy I think I was supposed to, and Sophie's quick decision to choose violence in most cases made it harder for me to appreciate the support she was requesting on behalf of prisoners like herself.

That being said, there were definitely some red flags here, particularly with the inconsistencies in treatment the prisoners experienced. It does seem like there should be more effort put into establishing firm guidelines and boundaries. The rehabilitation process, for example, struck me as terribly unjust, and I can understand the concerns Sophie raises.

This is a detailed look at one specific prison in the UK, but it does raise broader questions about the justice system, and the treatment and eventual rehabilitation of prisoners. This account operates on the conclusion that most criminals have become so due to poverty and inequality, and that seems tragically realistic to me. But the book also gives far more empathy to prisoners than I was willing to offer.

It was a really interesting read, and it was also fascinating to me to consider how I responded to it. I know I have some unconscious biases and it seems one of those is towards criminals (Probably not helped by my frequent enjoyment of serial killer podcasts and the like).

This book made me consider a little further the experiences of prisoners, and I think Sophie raises some really worthy considerations for reforming the prison system. It's more factual than personal, so don't look for a moving memoir here, but an interesting read all the same.

With thanks to the author and Netgalley for an ARC

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